Quotes

I have no time for tribalism based on the disposition of anyone’s foreskin.

After an hour of edging, I felt amazing.
Then I came… and everything was perfect.

Now and then I’m tempted to list the things I don’t like… and then I think better of it. I just focus on the things I really love, the men and activities that make my penis hard.

“Unwanted sexual advances” is a problematic term for a culture that’s always poised to shame sexuality. Media and pollsters should use it with care.

I’m planning to include a statement in my will, admitting that most of the times I was late for work, I was masturbating.

Using Grindr for “just chat” is like going to a bathhouse to just wash your hands.

You know, I love seeing men masturbate, All kinds of guys get me off but DAMN, I wish there were more pics of mutual masturbators on tumblr…

…history will always remember her for taking a fearless stand against masturbation, the one national pastime with more fans than baseball…