Author: Paul Rosenberg

  • Surfeit

    Back in early June, I had the misfortune of getting an infection “down there.” Not an STI of any kind, just a nasty little bacterial infection which could have, of course, killed my generously-porportioned ass… As you might imagine, I asked my doctor how I got such a thing and his answer was, “Bad luck.”…

  • Parsed

    A very brief screed. If you’re one of those guys who really likes the thought of other guys jacking off and you still want to call yourself “straight,” you’re probably not going to like it. Sorry, but I want to be perfectly honest about this. People are horny apes. All of us. Women, men… All…

  • Questions to ponder and behaviors to observe while on vacation: How is sexuality viewed in France/Spain compared to the US? Do men cruise differently there? If you have sex with any locals, does it feel any different than sex with Americans? Do you feel different sexually while on vacation?

    Oh, it is good to be home! It’s also sad to no longer be in France. This qualifies as a great vacation… I had a great time and was really missing home by the time it was over. Even so, it was hard to leave. I want to return there. A lot. And now, some responses……

  • All-American butts (from BUTT)

  • Disease

    I understand and appreciate why a lot of men who have taken up the mantle of “bater” would express their enthusiasm for the bate by referring to themselves as “chronic,” “addicted” and/or “compulsive.” But I do not believe in sex addiction, compulsive masturbation or any other identifiers that would brand enthusiastic sexuality as “disease.” While…

  • Late

    I’ve got some awesome excuses for missing my blog dates. I’ll post soon… from distant lands…

  • Better

    Monday, October 4, 2010 I haven’t added anything original to the blog for over a week now. Forgive me. I’ve been sick.  It was nothing serious. There’s a good chance you had something like what I had. It’s a cold. Nasal congestion, cought, sore throat… no fever, no aches… I took one day off from…

  • …history will always remember her for taking a fearless stand against masturbation, the one national pastime with more fans than baseball… Frank Rich “The Very Useful Idiocy of Christine O’Donnell” http://nyti.ms/c2P7lw

  • How do you think sex education should be delivered in schools?

    I hate this question. It’s a really good question but I really hate it… Screed follows…  In the movie, Parenthood, Keanu Reeves’ character, Tod, says this: “You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car – hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll…

  • Explorer

    Saturday, September 25, 2010 I don’t know if every single living man does this in the course of his life, but I invested quite a bit of time and energy into exploring the different ways I could masturbate, and while the pace of experimentation has slowed as I’ve aged, I still love to explore what…